Do You Need any Ham?

It happened while I was in Jogja, actually :p
Majibu makes me post it now

Jogja, January 3rd 2009

I went to my friend’s house to celebrate Christmas. I put my motorbike in front of her shop, which had already closed coz it was evening. I reached my cellphone and called her so she might know I’ve come and she could open her shop garage. After made the call, I walked around, waiting for her.

Then a foreigner, hm..not sure if he’s a bule since his hair is black, asked me “Do you need any ham?”

He?

The Dog and The Street

I was from my way back from Yuan’s boarding house in Karang Tenget. In the Jl Kediri’s intersection, I wanted to cross the street to gang Bhineka Jati Jaya. Next to my motorbike, in my left, there was a dog. It went back and forth. Maybe it wanted to cross the street but scared (sotoy mode). So i asked it, “Pochi, do you want to cross the street?” (hohoho..just call the dog Pochi). Pochi remained silent.

It Made My Day!

Woke up in the morning, felt dizzy, still sleepy. Too lazy to move. Nevertheless, had to get up. Work was waiting. Problems were still existing. Had no spirit left to fight. Heart mumbled, “I wish it was weekend.” A have-ever-experienced scenario for everyone, I guess.

I was in one.

Ayo, Naik Motor yang Bener

Kejadian kemarin Rabu, waktu mau nyari camilan sore. Pulang kantor, saya naik motor menyusuri gang-gang di karangtenget, bermaksud motong jalan ke tukang gorengan. Eits…ternyata ada gang di situ yang buset ancurnya. Jalannya bolong-bolong, dan dengan lincah saya menghindari lobang-lobang tersebut, ndak sadar kalo terlalu ngambil jalan terlalu ke kanan. Tepat di pertigaan depan saya, ada motor yang mau ke kiri, ke arah saya. Ckiiitt…untungnya saya dan si mbak pengendara motor yg mau belok itu ngerem tepat waktu. Sempat terjadi keheningan. Si mbak liat saya sambil bilang, “anj**g!” trus dia tancap gas dan pergi.